The Internet is Definitely Male. Definitely.

I'm back with another rant. You couldn't tell by the title? Silly boys.

I have this blog cross posted to my yahell 360 page via an RSS feed. I stopped blogging on yahell due to posts vanishing into cyberspace without leaving so much as a forwarding URL.

Yahell tells me they can't retrieve the feed. Blogstop assures me my code is correct for converting Atom to RSS. Is this a y-chromosome created sort of snafu or what?

Lovely, I just got the little blurb across the bottom of this browser window telling me that a connection could not be established so attempting to publish could fail. I'll be anxiously awaiting the server error message at my next login attempt. I'm sure I cannot be the only one who gets those.

Why the sexist and biased comment regarding the internet being male? No, it isn't secondary to PMS. I don't have PMS in either form, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome or Putting up with Men's Shit.

Firstly, the internet is structured logically. No implication that women are not logical, but if the internet were female, Java would not be what it is. And C++ would be a bad joke... no, wait.... (heeheehee)

Windows XP is sort of gender neutral though in an annoying way, but Vista is surely female. Every time you attempt to do something, "Are You Sure You Want To Do This?" But, an organized female by the look of her directory. Linux would be male. Mac OS X would be male but possibly gay or at least very in touch with its inner child. OS X would be the artist of the group, looked down upon but secretly envied by wealthy big brother Windows.

I've got to abandon these thoughts here. The unable to connect message is beginning to recur with greater frequency. I need to publish or perish it would seem.